“Human, explain this bullshit!”
(Source: tankwang, via agalmatophiliacs)
MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING
(via agalmatophiliacs)
Judge wig/makeup test. I don’t know how I feel about it.
Guys this is so great look at him
(via agalmatophiliacs)
I just drew a stupid picture of Pearl and Amethyst in a car and Pearl is driving and she’s singing: [x]
I ship Pearl and Amethyst because it’s literally yes.
And they weren’t even the same species.
“But it’s not natural!”
“There’s no way any child raised by two men could be happy, or even content.”
“But now their child will be gay.”
“He will never have a normal, real relationship.”
“He’ll be socially inept and never amount to anything.”
Respected king.
Loved father.
I rest my case.
And just for the hell of it…
You can be a homo too!
Fave post.
(via cherrybookie)
